DISCLAIMER: Due to the mature subject matter of the joke, this item is intended for adults only.In our opinion, this is not appropriate for anyone under 18 years of age.This is one of the few adult oriented items that we sell- because it is so funny when presented to the right audience.
This one is sure to get a laugh- especially if you bring it to your next doctor visit!
The basic routine:"I like to stay on top of my health.In fact, I carry a stool sample with me.Want to see it??Wait for the inevitable UGGGHH reaction- then show them your STOOL sample!
Add to the comedy-Place a cotton ball on top of the stool in the bottle- it's your "stool softener"!
And that's all you need- just open the container and show 'em your STOOL SAMPLE!
CAUTION: Choking hazard. Not intended for children under 5 years old.DO NOT PUT STOOL OR CAP IN YOUR MOUTH.
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