Witty statements from great comic minds:

“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.” ~ Mark Twain

"Believe in yourself, even when no one else will." ~ Sasquatch

“I can’t end my messages with Love, Shaq because the B-52s ruined that for me.” ~ Shaquille O’Neal

“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.” ~ Oscar Wilde

"I’m not superstitious... but I am a little stitious" ~ Michael Scott, THE OFFICE

"Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’" ~ Steven Wright

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