Posted by Peter Monticup on 5/15/2021 to
Puzzlers and Jokes
WISH I'D SAID THAT
Witty statements from great comic minds:
“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.” ~ Mark Twain
"Believe in yourself, even when no one else will." ~ Sasquatch
“I can’t end my messages with Love, Shaq because the B-52s ruined that for me.” ~ Shaquille O’Neal
“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.” ~ Oscar Wilde
"I’m not superstitious... but I am a little stitious" ~ Michael Scott, THE OFFICE
"Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’" ~ Steven Wright