Everyone loves puns!

Dad, are we pyromaniacs?
Yes, we arson.

Never buy flowers from a monk.
Only you can prevent florist friars.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A buccaneer.

What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up their own incision?
Suture self.

I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.
It’s all about raisin awareness.

England doesn’t have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I asked a Frenchman if he played video games.
He said Wii.

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