A few more jokes to make your day!

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

Build it and they will complain.

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

I was asked to name all the presidents…I thought they already had names.

In school, I failed math so many times I can't even count.

Why do peanuts float in a regular Coke and sink in a diet Coke? Go ahead and try it ...

You’re never too old to learn something stupid.

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