St. Patrick's Day Jokes
Some funny jokes for the holiday!
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock!
What's the difference between wisdom and luck? One is clever. The other is clover.
Where can you always find a shamrock? In the dictionary.
What happens if a leprechaun falls into the Irish Sea? He gets wet, of course.
What do you call a leprechaun who broke the law? A lepre-con!
What kind of spells do leprechauns use? Lucky Charms!
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland? Because there were no planes, and it was too far to walk.
What does it mean if you find a horseshoe in Ireland? Some horse is going barefoot!
What do the Irish say when you tell them Bono is your favorite singer? "You too?"
What do you get if you cross Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day? St. O’Clause!
How is a good friend like a four-leaf clover? They are both hard to find.
How should you greet someone on March 17? Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day.