Posted by Peter Monticup on 3/11/2021 to
Puzzlers and Jokes
MORE JOKES AND CHUCKLES
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It doesn't have to be Halloween to get a chuckle out of these jokes! And the kids will love them!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the scary movie? He just didn’t have the guts.
Why don't skeletons like parties? Because they have no body to dance with.
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones.
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
Why do skeletons hate the winter? Because the cold goes right through them.
Why didn't the skeleton eat spicy food? He didn't have the stomach for it.
A skeleton walks into a bar. "Give me a beer and a mop".