Raising the Bar!
Some funny "walks into a bar" jokes!
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
A Roman legionnaire walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, “Five beers, please.”
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?”
Another horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey!” The horse replies, “Sure.”
A ghost walks into a bar, the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits.”
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer- and a mop."
A snake walks into a bar. The bartender says, “How the heck did you do that?”
E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don't serve minors.”
A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around.
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Nathaniel Higgs
Peter, God has blessed you with tremendous, outstanding talent. Since the years of Lawrence Welks , have I not seen anybody play an accordion. I did not know that they were any still around. You are gifted as an artist-- legerdemain, music, and entertainment. I am amazed!