Raising the Bar!
Some funny "walks into a bar" jokes!

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

A Roman legionnaire walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, “Five beers, please.”

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?”

Another horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey!” The horse replies, “Sure.”

A ghost walks into a bar, the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits.”

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer- and a mop."

A snake walks into a bar. The bartender says, “How the heck did you do that?”

E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don't serve minors.”

A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around.

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Nathaniel Higgs

Date 3/9/2022

Peter, God has blessed you with tremendous, outstanding talent. Since the years of Lawrence Welks , have I not seen anybody play an accordion. I did not know that they were any still around. You are gifted as an artist-- legerdemain, music, and entertainment. I am amazed!

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