A couple of quick jokes to make your day!

What starts with an “O” and ends with “nions” and sometimes make you cry?

You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.

You: What cartoon mouse walks on two feet?
Them: Mickey Mouse
You: What duck walks on two feet?
Them: Donald Duck
You: No, all ducks do!

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