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We got a laugh out of these questions and answers!

What do you call a canine magician?
A labracadabrador.

Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?
Because every show needs a cast.

What’s the best way to burn 1,000 calories?
Leave the cake in the oven.

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away?
A receding hare line.

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarterback.

Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
All of the fans left.

What did the elevator say when it sneezed?
I think I’m coming down with something.

How can you identify a dogwood tree?
By the bark.

Which knight invented King Arthur’s Round Table?
Sir Cumference.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?
Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.

How many ears do space aliens have?
Three: The left ear, right ear and the final front ear.

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