What the heck are Paraprosdokians??
Paraprosdokians figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected.
They are perhaps the most widely used form of jokes, other than puns.
They were a favorite of Winston Churchill, and we like them a lot, too!
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on my list.
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
And Groucho Marx' line: "Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.".
Two wrongs don't make a right, two Wrights do make an airplane.