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After dinner, my wife asked if I could clear the table.
I needed a running start, but I made it.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
If they fell forward they’d still be in the boat.

How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
By whether you see it later or in awhile.

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?
Well, their flag is a big plus.

Knowing how to pick locks has opened a lot of doors for me.

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