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Turn signals, the original instant message!
Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.
There are three types of people in this world: People who are good at math and people who are not.
They criticized the model's makeup because she drew her eyebrows on too high. She seemed surprised.
Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys? It’s true! When was the last time you ate a monkey?!
I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls are. He replied, “Aisle B, back.”
As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.