Joke Time: Loads Of Laughs

Posted by Peter Monticup on 4/22/2021 to Puzzlers and Jokes

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Some funny stuff to brighten your day!

What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics!

Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends? Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.

Why is ‘dark’ spelled with a k and not c? Because you can’t see in the dark.

Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? Well, time will tell.

Scientists got together to study the effects of alcohol on a person’s walk, and the result was staggering.

Math is the only subject that counts.

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’”

You know what they say about cliffhangers...


Date 4/27/2021
Mr. G.
Clever puns and word phrasing!!!

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