Joke Time: How I Became a Magician

Posted by Peter Monticup on 2/5/2021 to Puzzlers and Jokes

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It's been a long road to find my dream occupation.
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. Seems I couldn't concentrate.
So I became a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
After that, I tried being a tailor, but I wasn't suited for it. Anyway, it was a sew-sew job.
Next, I took a job working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.
Then I thought about being a chef, but I just didn't have the thyme.
My next job was at a deli, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
For a while, I was a barista at Starbucks, but I quit because it was a real grind.
I considered becoming a doctor, but didn't have any patience.
Next was a job in a shoe factory. As hard as I tried I just didn't fit in.
I became a professional fisherman, but couldn't live on my net income.
I got a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
When I applied for work in a gym, they said I wasn't fit for the job.
I tried my hand at teaching, but I didn’t have enough class. Plus it made me cross-eyed. I couldn't control my pupils.
I finally got a job as a historian, but there was no future in it.
So now I am a magician, my perfect occupation, because I'm always up to the same old tricks!


Date 2/9/2021
Mr. G.
Well done on the puns and word play!! Sharp mind you have...

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