A few jokes to start the new year!
Honesty is the best policy. Apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
A broken pencil is pointless.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
A person who won’t read has no advantage over one who can’t read.
The last time I was someone’s type, I was donating blood.
If you see a man running from a tiger, run faster than he does. Maybe you can’t outrun the tiger, but at least you won’t have to.
Everything comes to those who wait… except a cat.