Joke Time: Hello 2022

Posted by Peter Monticup on 1/1/2022 to Puzzlers and Jokes

HELLO 2022!
A few jokes to start the new year!

Honesty is the best policy. Apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

A broken pencil is pointless.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

A person who won’t read has no advantage over one who can’t read.

The last time I was someone’s type, I was donating blood.

If you see a man running from a tiger, run faster than he does. Maybe you can’t outrun the tiger, but at least you won’t have to.

Everything comes to those who wait… except a cat.