A few of our favorite food jokes to make your day!

I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Then I realized it was the fridge.

I removed all the bad food from the house. It was delicious.

Then I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time consuming.

There are a bunch of different crunches that affect the abs … my favorite is Nestle’s.

I ate a Big Mac just before i swabbed my cheek for my Ancestry DNA test.
Turns out I am related to Ronald McDonald.

I always take life with a grain of salt… plus a slice of lemon… and a shot of tequila.

Did you know? Celery is 95% water- and 100% not pizza.

What's better than a good friend?
A good friend with chocolate.


Rocco Guerrera

Date 11/3/2021

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