A few of our favorite food jokes to make your day!

I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Then I realized it was the fridge.

I removed all the bad food from the house. It was delicious.

Then I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time consuming.

There are a bunch of different crunches that affect the abs … my favorite is Nestle’s.

I ate a Big Mac just before i swabbed my cheek for my Ancestry DNA test.
Turns out I am related to Ronald McDonald.

I always take life with a grain of salt… plus a slice of lemon… and a shot of tequila.

Did you know? Celery is 95% water- and 100% not pizza.

What's better than a good friend?
A good friend with chocolate.


Rocco Guerrera

Date 11/3/2021

Great emails Peter please keep them coming. My great grad daughter told me this one. Please feel free to use it. What did the fisherman say to the Magician? Pick a Cod any Cod... Take care Rocco

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