FOOD FOR THOUGHT!
A few of our favorite food jokes to make your day!
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Then I realized it was the fridge.
I removed all the bad food from the house. It was delicious.
Then I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time consuming.
There are a bunch of different crunches that affect the abs … my favorite is Nestle’s.
I ate a Big Mac just before i swabbed my cheek for my Ancestry DNA test.
Turns out I am related to Ronald McDonald.
I always take life with a grain of salt… plus a slice of lemon… and a shot of tequila.
Did you know? Celery is 95% water- and 100% not pizza.
What's better than a good friend?
A good friend with chocolate.