Some jokes to make your season merry and bright!

What is Santa's dogs name? Santa Paws!

What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has noel.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice Crispies.

What do snowmen have for breakfast? Snowflakes!

What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”? Santa walking backwards!

Who is a Christmas tree's favorite singer? Spruce Springsteen.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Yah. Yah who? Oh my, someone's really excited about Christmas!

Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!

What comes at the end of Christmas? The letter "S"!

What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk? Jingle Smells!

What did the pepper say on its holiday card? “Season’s greetings.”

What did one snowman say to the other snowman? "Do you smell carrots?"

What do you call a search engine that singes Christmas songs? Michael Googlé.

What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What did the third wise man say after his friends had already presented gold and frankincense? “But wait, there’s myrrh!”

The three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.



Mr. G.

Date 12/21/2021

Mr. G.

Date 12/21/2021

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