THANKSGIVING FUN 2021

We are getting ready for the Thanksgiving holiday here at the Monticup Manor!
Soon the turkey will be in the oven (well, it will be on Thursday!) and the pumpkin pie will be cooling on the kitchen counter.
We wish you and your family a happy, healthy and safe celebration!

And here are some MORE jokes to get you in a silly mood:

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi, of course!

I was going to serve sweet potatoes with Thanksgiving dinner, but I sat on them.
So I guess I'll be serving squash instead.

On the day before Thanksgiving there was a parrot who said bad words a lot.
His owner got so annoyed that he stuffed the parrot in the freezer as punishment.
After a minute or so, the owner calmed down and took the parrot out of the freezer.
Relieved to be rescued, the parrot meekly asked, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
He replied, "No, ma'am. They're dead."

Jimmy Fallon made this observation recently:
A new survey found that 80% of men claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner.
Which makes sense, when you find out they also consider saying "Mmmm that smells good" to be “helping”.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?

ENJOY YOUR THANKSGIVING!

1 Comments

Joseph Attanasio

Date 11/23/2021

Thanks, Peter, for the Thanksgiving Day Musical and Funny "Card." A Happy and Magical Thanksgiving to you and Jackie. Joe

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